Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
Well yes i am Arabian, i come from the great country of Arabistan and i live in the capital Arabington. My name is Arabbara and i own the latest camel to ride to school everyday and talk with my iArab phone to my homies.
lol forever reblog
it’s the same thing as saying arab tho…. when I was in Jordan everyone asked if I was “Arabian”
Anonymous said: Do you realise that ahmadis arent regarded as muslims?
Do you realize that Ahmadis ARE Muslims?
It doesnt matter if your shithole of a constituition regards Ahmadis as non-muslims. Anyone who recites the shadah is a muslim. How dare you declare someone who believed in one God and Holy Prophet Muhammad (saw) and prays 5 times a day…as a non muslim?? Who allowed you to play God and eliminate whoever you wished from Islam???
Anonymous said: what were some thought that ran through your mind when you watched your first bollywood movie?
Well it was Devdas so it was sort of like
- wow everything is so pretty
- wow aishwarya rai is perfect
- okay so she and dev will get together right?
- okay so he stops drinking right?
- his dad’s dead now he can marry paro right?
- he’s not REALLY going to die though
- he’ll make it back in time to see paro right?
- SHE’S RUNNING SHE’S ALMOST THERE GO GET HIM GO GO GO
- and then….
- (also interspersed with random chandramukhi feels and some dola re dola booty shakin’)
first experience this morning of an Israeli soilder pointing his gun at me. if only he pulled the trigger, i would have been buried in falasteen land
I remember when I went to gaza this happened to me. I told him to shoot. But his eyes were on my American passport.